481 ways to say ‘penis’

In Linda Watanabe McFerrin’s class on “Writing Sexy Stuff”, she presented a list of 300+ terms for vagina, but she didn’t have the masculine version of that literary genital smorgasbord. With the help of some friends, I fixed that.

Know any others?  Let us know in the comments below!

If you wonder what was recently added, see the end of this post for the ‘Recent Updates’ section.


Adolph, AIDSΒ baster, AlabamaΒ BlackΒ Snake, AlbinoΒ CaveΒ Dweller, Anaconda, Ankle spanker, Baby-maker, Baby’sΒ armΒ holdingΒ anΒ apple1The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men (“Their wangs look like a baby’s arm with an apple in its fist”.) Thanks to Denis for burning this into my brain., Bait-and-tackle, Bald-headedΒ yogurtΒ slinger, BaloneyΒ baton, BaloneyΒ pony, Banana, Basket, Battleship, BeaverΒ basher, BeefΒ whistle, BellΒ onΒ aΒ pole, Bishop, BobΒ Dole, Boner, Bookworm, Boomstick, Braciole, Bratwurst, Bud2Common onΒ English-colonized CaribbeanΒ islands, Bulge, Bum tickler, Burrito, Bushwacker, Cack, Candle, CervixΒ crusader, Choad3A penis that is wider than long, Chopper, Chub, Chubby, Chup, Chut, Cigar, ClamΒ hammer, Cobra, Cock, Cornholer, CrannyΒ axe, CrotchΒ vomiter, Cucumber, Cod, CumΒ gun, CustardΒ launcher, Cut, D, Dagger, Deep-VΒ diver, Dick4Was used to as a synonym forΒ “fellow, lad, man,” in the 1550s, also a rhyming nickname for Rick, short for Richard, one of the commonest English names.Β It has long been a synonym for “fellow,” and so most of the slang senses are probably very old. The meaning “penis” is attested from 1891 in British army slang., Dickie, Dicktator, Diddle, Digger, DingΒ dongΒ mcdork, Dingaling5From the Chuck Berry song, Dingus, Dink, Dipstick, DiscoΒ stick, Doder, DogΒ head, Doinker, Dong, Donger, DoraΒ theΒ Explorer, Dork6literally the term means “a whale’s penis”, Dragon, Drill, DrumΒ stick, DudeΒ piston, EasyΒ Rider, Eggroll, Electric eel, EnergizerΒ bunny, Excalibur, Family jewels, Fang, Ferret, FireΒ hose, FleshΒ flute, FleshΒ tower, Froto, FuckΒ rod, Fuck stick, Fuck truck, FudgeΒ sickle, FunΒ stick, GashΒ mallet, Gearshift, German helmet, Gigi, Groin, Gun, Hammer, HangingΒ meat, Hard on7specifically an erect penis, Heat-seekingΒ moistureΒ missile, HoΒ wrecker, Hog, Hose, Jackhammer, Jimber, Jimmy, John, JohnΒ Thomas8DerivesΒ from the name the leading man in D.H. Lawrence’s novel, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, who sharedΒ his name withΒ hisΒ appendage. The book was made famous by the obscenity trial it landed Penguin Books in during the 1950s., Johnson9Perhaps related to British slang John Thomas, which has the same meaning. First noted by the OED in 1863 in Jrnl. Trip across Canada by the unfortunateΒ WB Cheadle , relating how his neck, face, and the organ in question were all frozen., Joystick, Junk, JurassicΒ pork, Just-in-beaver, Keilbasa, Kickstand, KidneyΒ scraper, KingΒ sebastian, Knob, KrullΒ theΒ warriorΒ king, Lance of love, LapΒ rocket, LeakyΒ hose, LincolnΒ log, Lingam, LittleΒ Bob, LittleΒ Elvis, Lizard, Lolipop, LongΒ DongΒ Silver10via Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Longfellow, Love muscle, LoveΒ rod, LoveΒ shaft, LoveΒ stick, Luigi, MainΒ vein, ManΒ meat, Man’s best friend, Manhood, MayoΒ shootingΒ hotdogΒ gun, MeatΒ constrictor, MeatΒ injection, MeatΒ popsicle, MeatΒ Puppet, MeatΒ scepter, MeatΒ stick, MeatΒ thermometer, Meatsicle, Member, MeterΒ longΒ kingΒ kongΒ dong, Microphone, MiddleΒ leg, MiddleΒ stump, MoistureΒ andΒ heatΒ seeking venomous throbbing pythonΒ ofΒ love, Mongoose, Monster, Mr.Β Happy, Mr.Β Knish, Mr.Β Sniffles, Mr.Β Winky, MuffΒ marauder, MushroomΒ head, MuttonΒ dagger, Netherrod, Ol’ one eye, OldΒ boy, OldΒ fellow, OldΒ man, One-eyedΒ monster, One-eyedΒ trouserΒ snake, One-eyedΒ wonderΒ weasel, One-eyedΒ yogurtΒ slinger, Package, Pecker, Pedro, Peen, Peepee, Peeper, Pencil dick, Percy, Peter11First usage is fromΒ 1902, probably from the identity of the first syllable., Piece, PiedΒ Piper, PigΒ skinΒ bus, PinkΒ oboe, PissΒ weasle, Piston, PleasureΒ pump, Plonker, Pludge, Plug, PocketΒ rocket, Poinswatter, Pole, Popeye, PorkΒ sword, PorridgeΒ gun, Prick, PrivateΒ eye, PrivateΒ part, Pud, PuffΒ theΒ one-eyedΒ dragon, PurpleΒ helmet, Purple-headedΒ yogurtΒ flinger, Purple-helmetedΒ warriorΒ ofΒ love, Putz12from theΒ Yiddish ‘puts’, literally meaning ‘finery’, QuiverΒ bone, Ramburglar, Rod, RodΒ ofΒ pleasure, Rodger13Probably derived from the Old EnglishΒ hroΓ°i gār, meaning ‘fame-spear’, Rooster, Root, Roundhead, Salami, Santa Claus14As heard in Sebastian Castro’s “Bubble” video., Sausage, Schlittle, Schlong, SchlongΒ dongadoodle, Schlort, Schmeckle, Schmuck, Schnitzel, Sconge, SebastianicΒ sword, Shaft15β™« Who’s the black private dick
That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!
, ShortΒ arm, SingleΒ barrelledΒ pumpΒ actionΒ bollockΒ yogurtΒ shotgun, SkinΒ flute, Slit-eyedΒ demon, SludgeΒ pump, Slut slayer, SnotΒ rocket, Soldier, SpamΒ javelin, SpawnΒ hammer, SpittingΒ cobra, Spout, Steamin’ semenΒ truck, StickΒ shift, Surfboard, TacoΒ warmer, Tallywhacker, TanΒ banana, Tassle, Tent peg, Tent pole, The Artful Throbber, The Bone Ranger, Thing, Third leg, Throbber, Thumper, Thundersword, Tinker, TinyΒ Tim, Tockley, Todger, Tonk, TonsilΒ tickler, ToolΒ , Torpedo, TrouserΒ snake, TrouserΒ trout, TubeΒ snake, Tubesteak, TummyΒ banana, TunaΒ torpedo, TwigΒ &Β berries, Twinkie, UncleΒ Reamus, Undercover brother, VaginaΒ miner, Vein, VeinousΒ Maximus, VladΒ theΒ Impaler, VomitΒ rod, Wand, Wang, WangΒ doodle, Wanger, Wanker, WeaponΒ ofΒ assΒ destruction, Wedding tackle, WeddingΒ wrecker, Wee, Weenie, Weewee, Weiner, WhoopieΒ stick, WhoreΒ thermometer, Wick, Wiener, WienerΒ schnitzel, Willy, WingΒ dangΒ doodle, Winky, WombΒ broom, WombΒ ferret, WombΒ raider, WoodyΒ wombΒ pecker, Worm, Yingyang, YogurtΒ gun,Β Zucchini

Spanish terms for ‘penis’

Bicho16Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Cabeza de gato17Ecuador, Chorizo, Chota18Argentina, Uruguay, Β Garcha19Argentina, Uruguay,Β Nabo20Spain, Paronga21Argentina, Uruguay, Pene, Pico22Chile, Pijo23Spain, Pinga24Cuba, Pipi25Panama, Peru, Pito26Mexico, Polla, Rabo27Spain,Β Taladro de carne28Chile,Β Turca29Nicaragua, Verga30Mexico

Other languages

Bengal: ধন31pronounced ‘dhon’

Finnish:Β Mulkku,Β Pili,Β Pippeli,Β Siitin32used by children,Β Penis33used by children,Β Kikkeli,Β KyrpΓ€34vulgar

French:Β bijou de famille35literally, ‘family jewels’,Β bistouquette36a childish term, bite37considered vulgar,Β poireau38considered funny (literally ‘leek’),Β popaul39considered funny (aΒ typical parrot name),Β quΓ©quette40a childish term,Β queue41considered vulgar (from ‘pool cue’), teub42a vulgar term pronounced reversed in Verlan,Β vier43considered vulgar,Β zboub44based on arabic,Β zizi45a childish term,Β zigounette46a childish term, zguΓ¨gue47based on arabic,Β zigounette48a childish term, zizi49a childish term, zob50based on arabic

Germany: Nudel, Schwanz

Hindi:Β ΰ€—ΰ₯ΰ€ͺΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ€Ύΰ€‚ΰ€—51pronounced ‘guptang’ β€” means ‘private parts’ and may be used for both male and female genitalia,Β ΰ€œΰ€¨ΰ€¨ΰ₯‡ΰ€‚ΰ€¦ΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ€Ώΰ€―52pronounced ‘jananendriya’ β€” means ‘genitalia’ and may be used for either sex,Β ΰ€²ΰ€¨ΰ₯ΰ€™53pronounced ‘lund`’ β€” common slang,Β ΰ€²ΰ₯‹ΰ€‘ΰ€Ύ54pronounced ‘loda`’ β€” common slang

Indonesia: Ayam jantan,Β Burung55liternally ‘bird’,Β Butuh56vulgar, Detektif,Β Jago,Β Kemaluan laki-laki,Β Keran,Β Kontol,Β Mata-mata,Β Palak, Panalagan57Polite term for ‘penis’,Β Reserse,Β Zakar

Japanese: けんこ58pronounced ‘chinko’, チンチン59pronounced ‘chin chin’ β€” used mostly by children, derives from the onomatopeia β€˜chinchin’ referring to a ringing or tinkling sound, as is made when a man urinates, けんぽ60pronounced ‘chinbo’, けんぽ61pronounced ‘chinpo’, けんぼこ62pronounced ‘chinboko’, にくぼう63肉棒, pronounced ‘nikubou’, ε€ͺγƒžγƒ©64pronounced ‘futo mara’ β€” literallyΒ ‘big penis’

Korean: κ±°μ‹œκΈ°65pronouncedΒ ‘guh shi ki’ – slang for penis mostly children in elementary school and middle school,Β κ³ μΆ”66pronouncedΒ ‘go chu’Β β€” a formalΒ term forΒ ‘penis’, 귀두67pronouncedΒ ‘gwee doo’ β€” a term for the penis tip, 남근68pronouncedΒ ‘nam geun’Β β€” an older term that was common slang and translates to “men’s root”,Β λ”•69pronouncedΒ ‘dick’Β β€” adopted from English by young people, 똘똘이70pronouncedΒ ‘ddol ddol ee’Β β€” slang used mostly by adults, μ„±κΈ°71pronouncedΒ ‘sung ki’ – aΒ formal termΒ for penis, μ†Œμ€‘μ΄72pronouncedΒ ‘so joong yi’ – a cute term that can refer to both male and female private parts, μœ‘λ΄‰73pronouncedΒ ‘yuk bong’ – slang from the chinese characters that translate to ‘meat pole’, 음경74pronouncedΒ ‘eum kyung’Β β€” the formal termΒ for ‘penis’, μžμ§€75pronouncedΒ ‘jaji’Β β€” aΒ word meaning genitalia thatΒ can be used for both male and female parts,Β μ‘°μ§€76pronouncedΒ ‘joji’ – a different way to pronounce ‘μžμ§€’ (‘jaji’), μ‘΄77pronouncedΒ ‘john’ β€” short for the english word ‘johnson’, used by theΒ 20-30 age group, 쑴슨78pronouncedΒ ‘johnson’ – the English word,Β used by theΒ 20-30 age group,Β μ’†79pronouncedΒ ‘jot’ – slang for penis used by everyone in many ways, but usually in reference to peeling it (?), 철수80pronouncedΒ ‘chul soo’ – a person’s name commonly used (like ‘Johnson’), 친친81pronouncedΒ ‘chin chin’ – slang derived from aΒ Japanese word for penis

Mandarin: 小鸑鸑82pronounced ‘shi-aw dgee dgee’ β€”Β used by childrenΒ & translates to ‘little chicken’,  屌83pronounced ‘dee-aw’Β β€”Β can be formal or informal, 男人那话儿84pronounced ‘nan ren na who-ar’ β€” translates toΒ “men’s thing”, Β is subtleΒ &Β lessΒ offensive,Β θ€δΊŒε„Ώ85pronounced ‘lao uh-ar’ β€” commonly used, translates to ‘the second thing’, 肉笛86pronounced ‘rou di’Β Β β€” literally ‘skin flute’, ι˜³ε…·87pronounced ‘yang-ju’ β€” formally used in writing, 阴茎88pronounced ‘yeen Β dg-ing’ β€”Β the formalΒ term for ‘penis’,Β ιΈ‘ε·΄89pronounced ‘gee ba’ β€”Β the most common slang

Papiamento:90The native language on the islands of Aruba and CuraΓ§ao. Derived from African and Portuguese, with influences from English, Dutch, and Spanish.Β Bala91literally ‘ball’,Β Banana92borrowed from DutchΒ &Β English,Β Basora93literally ‘sweeper’,Β Cabes di Totolica94Literally,Β ‘head of a Totolica’. A Totolica is a bird that looks bald. (This is not used very often.),Β Colebra95literally ‘snake’,Β Cos96literally ‘thing’,Β Dolo97formal term forΒ ‘penis’,Β Patin98Literally ‘ejaculate’, commonly used in insults. This is a word that could get you punched in the face.,Β Palo99literally ‘stick’,Β Penis100borrowed from Dutch & English,Β Pilinchi101used whenΒ referringΒ to the member of little boys,Β Saco di webo102literally ‘bag of eggs’,Β Troshi103Literally ‘cluster’ (for example, a cluster of grapes), butΒ rarelyΒ used in any other context.’,Β Webo104literally ‘egg’,Β Worst105Borrowed from DutchΒ (‘sausage’)

Portugese: (Brasilian) Cacete, Caralho106considered vulgar, Jeba, Falo, Mastro, Pau107translates to ‘wood’, Pica, Pinto108this is the most common term used in Brasil,Β Piroca, PistΓ£o, Verga

Romanian: belita109theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis, cocoş110literally means ‘cock’,Β cocoşel111theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis β€” literally means ‘little cock’,Β pulΔƒ112most common slang term, puΕ£Δƒ113theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis

Russian:Β ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ»ΠΊΠ°114pronounced ‘zheneelka’ (literally translates to ‘the item you’re marrying with’)​, пСнис115formal term, pronounced ‘paynis’, пиписька116pronounced ‘pipeeska’,Β used by young children, писька117pronounced ‘peeska’, used by young children, сосиска118pronouncedΒ ‘saseeska’ (‘sausage’), Ρ…Ρ€Π΅Π½119pronounced ‘hen’, literally means ‘horseradish’, Ρ…ΡƒΠΉ120pronounced ‘huee’, vulgar & often used in anger,Β Ρ‡Π»Π΅Π½121pronounced “ch’lee-en”

Singlish (Singaporean English): lanpa122Used primarily as an insult​, lanjiao123Used primarily as an insult​, 小弟弟124Pronounced ‘xiao didi’, and used primarily as an insult​

Tagalog: arroyo, batuta125slang for a policeman’s stick, batuta,Β Batuta ni Drakula126literallyΒ ‘police stick of Dracula’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film, boto,Β burat127refers to an erect penis, dako,Β dakota, et-et, ibon128literallyΒ ‘bird’, kargada129considered less offensive, manok, nota130used in the gay culture, paltak131refers to a circumcised penis, Pedro, pitoy132anΒ uncircumcised (juvenile pre-pubescent) penis,Β potoy, pototoy,Β ratbu, saging, SagingΒ ni Pacing133literallyΒ ‘BananaΒ of Pacing’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film, supot134refers to an uncircumcised penis β€” literallyΒ ‘brown bag’, tandang,Β TalongΒ ni Badong135literallyΒ ‘Eggplant of Badong’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film, tarugo136refers to a very large penis, tektek, titi, tule137refers to a circumcised penis, tuli138refers to a circumcised penis, turat, uten, utin

Thai:139The Thai language uses lexical tones to differentiate words. Β Different sounds can have a tone that isΒ rising, falling, high, low, or mid-toned. Β These are indicated in pronunciations by the first letter, i.e., R, F, H, L, & M ΰΈΰΈ£ΰΈ°ΰΈˆΰΈΉΰΉ‹140pronounced graLΒ juuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis, ΰΈΰΈ£ΰΈ°ΰΉ€ΰΈˆΰΈ΅ΰΉŠΰΈ’ΰΈ§141pronounced graL jiaaoHΒ β€” extreme slang, กระดอ142pronounced graLΒ daawMΒ β€” a man’s or male animal’s penis, ΰΉ„ΰΈ‚ΰΉˆ143pronounced ‘kΓ i’ β€” literally means ‘eggs’, ΰΈ„ΰΈ§ΰΈ’144pronounced khuayMΒ β€” an extremely vulgar term, ΰΈ‡ΰΈ§ΰΈ‡ΰΈŠΰΉ‰ΰΈ²ΰΈ‡145pronounced ‘nguang chΓ‘ang’Β β€” literally means ‘elephant trunk’,ΰΈˆΰΈΉΰΉ‹146pronounced ‘jŏo’, ΰΉ€ΰΈˆΰΉ‰ΰΈ²ΰΈ«ΰΈ™ΰΈΉ147pronounced jaoF nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis, ΰΈ™ΰΉ‰ΰΈ­ΰΈ‡ΰΈ«ΰΈ™ΰΈΉ148pronounced naawngH nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis, ΰΈ₯ΰΈΆΰΈ‡ΰΈ„ΰΉŒ149pronounced leungMΒ β€” means ‘lingam’, a stylized phallic symbol of the masculine cosmic principle and of the Hindu god Siva, ΰΈ«ΰΈ±ΰΈ§ΰΈ„ΰΈ§ΰΈ’150pronounced huaaR khuayMΒ β€” means ‘cockhead’, an extremely vulgar curse, ΰΈ«ΰΈ³151pronounced ‘hΔƒm’ β€” term used in Isan province, literally means ‘testicles’, ΰΈ­ΰΈ‡ΰΈ„ΰΈŠΰΈ²ΰΈ•152pronounced ohngM khaH chaatFΒ β€” formal term for ‘penis’, ΰΉ„ΰΈ­ΰΉ‰ΰΈˆΰΈΉΰΉ‹153pronounced aiF juuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis, ΰΉ„ΰΈ­ΰΉ‰ΰΉ€ΰΈˆΰΈ΅ΰΉŠΰΈ’ΰΈ§154pronounced aiF jiaaoHΒ β€” a boy’s penis, ΰΉ„ΰΈ­ΰΉ‰ΰΈ«ΰΈ™ΰΈΉ155pronounced aiF nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis

Recent Updates

  • Added ‘Santa Claus’ as an English term.  Who knewβ€½

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    The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men (“Their wangs look like a baby’s arm with an apple in its fist”.) Thanks to Denis for burning this into my brain.
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    Common onΒ English-colonized CaribbeanΒ islands
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    A penis that is wider than long
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    Was used to as a synonym forΒ “fellow, lad, man,” in the 1550s, also a rhyming nickname for Rick, short for Richard, one of the commonest English names.Β It has long been a synonym for “fellow,” and so most of the slang senses are probably very old. The meaning “penis” is attested from 1891 in British army slang.
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    literally the term means “a whale’s penis”
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    specifically an erect penis
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    DerivesΒ from the name the leading man in D.H. Lawrence’s novel, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, who sharedΒ his name withΒ hisΒ appendage. The book was made famous by the obscenity trial it landed Penguin Books in during the 1950s.
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    Perhaps related to British slang John Thomas, which has the same meaning. First noted by the OED in 1863 in Jrnl. Trip across Canada by the unfortunateΒ WB Cheadle , relating how his neck, face, and the organ in question were all frozen.
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    via Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
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    First usage is fromΒ 1902, probably from the identity of the first syllable.
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    from theΒ Yiddish ‘puts’, literally meaning ‘finery’
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    Probably derived from the Old EnglishΒ hroΓ°i gār, meaning ‘fame-spear’
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    As heard in Sebastian Castro’s “Bubble” video.
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    β™« Who’s the black private dick
    That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
    SHAFT!
    Ya damn right!
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    Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic
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    Ecuador
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    Argentina, Uruguay
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    Argentina, Uruguay
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    Spain
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    Argentina, Uruguay
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    Chile
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    Spain
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    Cuba
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    Panama, Peru
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    Mexico
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    Spain
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    Chile
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    Nicaragua
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    Mexico
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    pronounced ‘dhon’
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    used by children
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    used by children
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    vulgar
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    literally, ‘family jewels’
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    a childish term
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    considered vulgar
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    considered funny (literally ‘leek’)
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    considered funny (aΒ typical parrot name)
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    a childish term
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    considered vulgar (from ‘pool cue’)
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    a vulgar term pronounced reversed in Verlan
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    considered vulgar
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    based on arabic
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    a childish term
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    a childish term
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    based on arabic
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    a childish term
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    a childish term
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    based on arabic
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    pronounced ‘guptang’ β€” means ‘private parts’ and may be used for both male and female genitalia
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    pronounced ‘jananendriya’ β€” means ‘genitalia’ and may be used for either sex
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    pronounced ‘lund`’ β€” common slang
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    pronounced ‘loda`’ β€” common slang
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    liternally ‘bird’
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    vulgar
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    Polite term for ‘penis’
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    pronounced ‘chinko’
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    pronounced ‘chin chin’ β€” used mostly by children, derives from the onomatopeia β€˜chinchin’ referring to a ringing or tinkling sound, as is made when a man urinates
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    pronounced ‘chinbo’
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    pronounced ‘chinpo’
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    pronounced ‘chinboko’
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    肉棒, pronounced ‘nikubou’
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    pronounced ‘futo mara’ β€” literallyΒ ‘big penis’
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    pronouncedΒ ‘guh shi ki’ – slang for penis mostly children in elementary school and middle school
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    pronouncedΒ ‘go chu’Β β€” a formalΒ term forΒ ‘penis’
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    pronouncedΒ ‘gwee doo’ β€” a term for the penis tip
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    pronouncedΒ ‘nam geun’Β β€” an older term that was common slang and translates to “men’s root”
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    pronouncedΒ ‘dick’Β β€” adopted from English by young people
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    pronouncedΒ ‘ddol ddol ee’Β β€” slang used mostly by adults
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    pronouncedΒ ‘sung ki’ – aΒ formal termΒ for penis
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    pronouncedΒ ‘so joong yi’ – a cute term that can refer to both male and female private parts
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    pronouncedΒ ‘yuk bong’ – slang from the chinese characters that translate to ‘meat pole’
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    pronouncedΒ ‘eum kyung’Β β€” the formal termΒ for ‘penis’
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    pronouncedΒ ‘jaji’Β β€” aΒ word meaning genitalia thatΒ can be used for both male and female parts
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    pronouncedΒ ‘joji’ – a different way to pronounce ‘μžμ§€’ (‘jaji’)
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    pronouncedΒ ‘john’ β€” short for the english word ‘johnson’, used by theΒ 20-30 age group
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    pronouncedΒ ‘johnson’ – the English word,Β used by theΒ 20-30 age group
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    pronouncedΒ ‘jot’ – slang for penis used by everyone in many ways, but usually in reference to peeling it (?)
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    pronouncedΒ ‘chul soo’ – a person’s name commonly used (like ‘Johnson’)
  • 81
    pronouncedΒ ‘chin chin’ – slang derived from aΒ Japanese word for penis
  • 82
    pronounced ‘shi-aw dgee dgee’ β€”Β used by childrenΒ & translates to ‘little chicken’
  • 83
    pronounced ‘dee-aw’Β β€”Β can be formal or informal
  • 84
    pronounced ‘nan ren na who-ar’ β€” translates toΒ “men’s thing”, Β is subtleΒ &Β lessΒ offensive
  • 85
    pronounced ‘lao uh-ar’ β€” commonly used, translates to ‘the second thing’
  • 86
    pronounced ‘rou di’Β Β β€” literally ‘skin flute’
  • 87
    pronounced ‘yang-ju’ β€” formally used in writing
  • 88
    pronounced ‘yeen Β dg-ing’ β€”Β the formalΒ term for ‘penis’
  • 89
    pronounced ‘gee ba’ β€”Β the most common slang
  • 90
    The native language on the islands of Aruba and CuraΓ§ao. Derived from African and Portuguese, with influences from English, Dutch, and Spanish.
  • 91
    literally ‘ball’
  • 92
    borrowed from DutchΒ &Β English
  • 93
    literally ‘sweeper’
  • 94
    Literally,Β ‘head of a Totolica’. A Totolica is a bird that looks bald. (This is not used very often.)
  • 95
    literally ‘snake’
  • 96
    literally ‘thing’
  • 97
    formal term forΒ ‘penis’
  • 98
    Literally ‘ejaculate’, commonly used in insults. This is a word that could get you punched in the face.
  • 99
    literally ‘stick’
  • 100
    borrowed from Dutch & English
  • 101
    used whenΒ referringΒ to the member of little boys
  • 102
    literally ‘bag of eggs’
  • 103
    Literally ‘cluster’ (for example, a cluster of grapes), butΒ rarelyΒ used in any other context.’
  • 104
    literally ‘egg’
  • 105
    Borrowed from DutchΒ (‘sausage’)
  • 106
    considered vulgar
  • 107
    translates to ‘wood’
  • 108
    this is the most common term used in Brasil
  • 109
    theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis
  • 110
    literally means ‘cock’
  • 111
    theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis β€” literally means ‘little cock’
  • 112
    most common slang term
  • 113
    theΒ penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis
  • 114
    pronounced ‘zheneelka’ (literally translates to ‘the item you’re marrying with’)​
  • 115
    formal term, pronounced ‘paynis’
  • 116
    pronounced ‘pipeeska’,Β used by young children
  • 117
    pronounced ‘peeska’, used by young children
  • 118
    pronouncedΒ ‘saseeska’ (‘sausage’)
  • 119
    pronounced ‘hen’, literally means ‘horseradish’
  • 120
    pronounced ‘huee’, vulgar & often used in anger
  • 121
    pronounced “ch’lee-en”
  • 122
    Used primarily as an insult​
  • 123
    Used primarily as an insult​
  • 124
    Pronounced ‘xiao didi’, and used primarily as an insult​
  • 125
    slang for a policeman’s stick
  • 126
    literallyΒ ‘police stick of Dracula’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film
  • 127
    refers to an erect penis
  • 128
    literallyΒ ‘bird’
  • 129
    considered less offensive
  • 130
    used in the gay culture
  • 131
    refers to a circumcised penis
  • 132
    anΒ uncircumcised (juvenile pre-pubescent) penis
  • 133
    literallyΒ ‘BananaΒ of Pacing’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film
  • 134
    refers to an uncircumcised penis β€” literallyΒ ‘brown bag’
  • 135
    literallyΒ ‘Eggplant of Badong’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film
  • 136
    refers to a very large penis
  • 137
    refers to a circumcised penis
  • 138
    refers to a circumcised penis
  • 139
    The Thai language uses lexical tones to differentiate words. Β Different sounds can have a tone that isΒ rising, falling, high, low, or mid-toned. Β These are indicated in pronunciations by the first letter, i.e., R, F, H, L, & M
  • 140
    pronounced graLΒ juuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis
  • 141
    pronounced graL jiaaoHΒ β€” extreme slang
  • 142
    pronounced graLΒ daawMΒ β€” a man’s or male animal’s penis
  • 143
    pronounced ‘kΓ i’ β€” literally means ‘eggs’
  • 144
    pronounced khuayMΒ β€” an extremely vulgar term
  • 145
    pronounced ‘nguang chΓ‘ang’Β β€” literally means ‘elephant trunk’
  • 146
    pronounced ‘jŏo’
  • 147
    pronounced jaoF nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis
  • 148
    pronounced naawngH nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis
  • 149
    pronounced leungMΒ β€” means ‘lingam’, a stylized phallic symbol of the masculine cosmic principle and of the Hindu god Siva
  • 150
    pronounced huaaR khuayMΒ β€” means ‘cockhead’, an extremely vulgar curse
  • 151
    pronounced ‘hΔƒm’ β€” term used in Isan province, literally means ‘testicles’
  • 152
    pronounced ohngM khaH chaatFΒ β€” formal term for ‘penis’
  • 153
    pronounced aiF juuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis
  • 154
    pronounced aiF jiaaoHΒ β€” a boy’s penis
  • 155
    pronounced aiF nuuRΒ β€” a boy’s penis

16 thoughts on “481 ways to say ‘penis’

  1. Continuing in the Japanese realm: chinko, chinbo, chinboko, penisu (seriously, a guy in a family bathhouse in Kyoto asked me if I had a bigu penisu, which he then slapped), ochinpo (which is a bit hilarious, because it probably means “honorable penis”), nikubou, mara.

    Ochinpo wa oishiso desu ne!

    Spanish: El Jefe

  2. Korean words are pretty good. I just want to add few more words.
    μ†Œμ€‘μ΄(So Joong Yi): it can be used for both male and female private part. cute way to say it.
    μœ‘λ΄‰(Yuk Bong): A slang to call penis. It comes from Chinese character and it means meat+pole.
    남근(Nam Geun): Generally way to call penis. Pretty old word. It means Men’s root. Lol.

    Hope this makes some interesting adding. πŸ™‚

  3. 10 in Tagalog: titi, burat, tektek, kargada, tarugo, turat, buto, batuta, putotoy, ratbu.

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