The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men (“Their wangs look like a baby’s arm with an apple in its fist”.) Thanks to Denis for burning this into my brain.↩

Common on English-colonized Caribbean islands↩

A penis that is wider than long↩

Was used to as a synonym for “fellow, lad, man,” in the 1550s, also a rhyming nickname for Rick, short for Richard, one of the commonest English names. It has long been a synonym for “fellow,” and so most of the slang senses are probably very old. The meaning “penis” is attested from 1891 in British army slang.↩

From the Chuck Berry song↩

literally the term means “a whale’s penis”↩

specifically an erect penis↩

Derives from the name the leading man in D.H. Lawrence’s novel, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, who shared his name with his appendage. The book was made famous by the obscenity trial it landed Penguin Books in during the 1950s.↩

Perhaps related to British slang John Thomas, which has the same meaning. First noted by the OED in 1863 in Jrnl. Trip across Canada by the unfortunate WB Cheadle , relating how his neck, face, and the organ in question were all frozen.↩

via Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas↩

First usage is from 1902, probably from the identity of the first syllable.↩

from the Yiddish ‘puts’, literally meaning ‘finery’↩

Probably derived from the Old English hroði gār, meaning ‘fame-spear’↩

As heard in Sebastian Castro’s “Bubble” video.↩

♫
Who’s the black private dick
That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!↩

Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic↩

Ecuador↩

Argentina, Uruguay↩

Argentina, Uruguay↩

Spain↩

Argentina, Uruguay↩

Chile↩

Spain↩

Cuba↩

Panama, Peru↩

Mexico↩

Spain↩

Chile↩

Nicaragua↩

Mexico↩

pronounced ‘dhon’↩

used by children↩

used by children↩

vulgar↩

literally, ‘family jewels’↩

a childish term↩

considered vulgar↩

considered funny (literally ‘leek’)↩

considered funny (a typical parrot name)↩

a childish term↩

considered vulgar (from ‘pool cue’)↩

a vulgar term pronounced reversed in Verlan↩

considered vulgar↩

based on arabic↩

a childish term↩

a childish term↩

based on arabic↩

a childish term↩

a childish term↩

based on arabic↩

pronounced ‘guptang’ — means ‘private parts’ and may be used for both male and female genitalia↩

pronounced ‘jananendriya’ — means ‘genitalia’ and may be used for either sex↩

pronounced ‘lund`’ — common slang↩

pronounced ‘loda`’ — common slang↩

liternally ‘bird’↩

vulgar↩

Polite term for ‘penis’↩

pronounced ‘chinko’↩

pronounced ‘chin chin’ — used mostly by children, derives from the onomatopeia ‘chinchin’ referring to a ringing or tinkling sound, as is made when a man urinates↩

pronounced ‘chinbo’↩

pronounced ‘chinpo’↩

pronounced ‘chinboko’↩

肉棒, pronounced ‘nikubou’↩

pronounced ‘futo mara’ — literally ‘big penis’↩

pronounced ‘guh shi ki’ – slang for penis mostly children in elementary school and middle school↩

pronounced ‘go chu’ — a formal term for ‘penis’↩

pronounced ‘gwee doo’ — a term for the penis tip↩

pronounced ‘nam geun’ — an older term that was common slang and translates to “men’s root”↩

pronounced ‘dick’ — adopted from English by young people↩

pronounced ‘ddol ddol ee’ — slang used mostly by adults↩

pronounced ‘sung ki’ – a formal term for penis↩

pronounced ‘so joong yi’ – a cute term that can refer to both male and female private parts↩

pronounced ‘yuk bong’ – slang from the chinese characters that translate to ‘meat pole’↩

pronounced ‘eum kyung’ — the formal term for ‘penis’↩

pronounced ‘jaji’ — a word meaning genitalia that can be used for both male and female parts↩

pronounced ‘joji’ – a different way to pronounce ‘자지’ (‘jaji’)↩

pronounced ‘john’ — short for the english word ‘johnson’, used by the 20-30 age group↩

pronounced ‘johnson’ – the English word, used by the 20-30 age group↩

pronounced ‘jot’ – slang for penis used by everyone in many ways, but usually in reference to peeling it (?)↩

pronounced ‘chul soo’ – a person’s name commonly used (like ‘Johnson’)↩

pronounced ‘chin chin’ – slang derived from a Japanese word for penis↩

pronounced ‘shi-aw dgee dgee’ — used by children & translates to ‘little chicken’↩

pronounced ‘dee-aw’ — can be formal or informal↩

pronounced ‘nan ren na who-ar’ — translates to “men’s thing”,  is subtle & less offensive↩

pronounced ‘lao uh-ar’ — commonly used, translates to ‘the second thing’↩

pronounced ‘rou di’  — literally ‘skin flute’↩

pronounced ‘yang-ju’ — formally used in writing↩

pronounced ‘yeen  dg-ing’ — the formal term for ‘penis’↩

pronounced ‘gee ba’ — the most common slang↩

The native language on the islands of Aruba and Curaçao. Derived from African and Portuguese, with influences from English, Dutch, and Spanish.↩

literally ‘ball’↩

borrowed from Dutch & English↩

literally ‘sweeper’↩

Literally, ‘head of a Totolica’. A Totolica is a bird that looks bald. (This is not used very often.)↩

literally ‘snake’↩

literally ‘thing’↩

formal term for ‘penis’↩

Literally ‘ejaculate’, commonly used in insults. This is a word that could get you punched in the face.↩

literally ‘stick’↩

borrowed from Dutch & English↩

used when referring to the member of little boys↩

literally ‘bag of eggs’↩

Literally ‘cluster’ (for example, a cluster of grapes), but rarely used in any other context.’↩

literally ‘egg’↩

Borrowed from Dutch (‘sausage’)↩

considered vulgar↩

translates to ‘wood’↩

this is the most common term used in Brasil↩

the penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis↩

literally means ‘cock’↩

the penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis — literally means ‘little cock’↩

most common slang term↩

the penis of a child (that hasn’t reached puberty yet) or a very small penis↩

pronounced ‘zheneelka’ (literally translates to ‘the item you’re marrying with’)​↩

formal term, pronounced ‘paynis’↩

pronounced ‘pipeeska’, used by young children↩

pronounced ‘peeska’, used by young children↩

pronounced ‘saseeska’ (‘sausage’)↩

pronounced ‘hen’, literally means ‘horseradish’↩

pronounced ‘huee’, vulgar & often used in anger↩

pronounced “ch’lee-en”↩

Used primarily as an insult​↩

Used primarily as an insult​↩

Pronounced ‘xiao didi’, and used primarily as an insult​↩

slang for a policeman’s stick↩

literally ‘police stick of Dracula’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film↩

refers to an erect penis↩

literally ‘bird’↩

considered less offensive↩

used in the gay culture↩

refers to a circumcised penis↩

an uncircumcised (juvenile pre-pubescent) penis↩

literally ‘Banana of Pacing’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film↩

refers to an uncircumcised penis — literally ‘brown bag’↩

literally ‘Eggplant of Badong’ from the title of a 1970’s porn film↩

refers to a very large penis↩

refers to a circumcised penis↩

refers to a circumcised penis↩

The Thai language uses lexical tones to differentiate words.  Different sounds can have a tone that is rising, falling, high, low, or mid-toned.  These are indicated in pronunciations by the first letter, i.e., R, F, H, L, & M↩

pronounced gra^L juu^R — a boy’s penis↩

pronounced gra^L jiaao^H — extreme slang↩

pronounced gra^L daaw^M — a man’s or male animal’s penis↩

pronounced ‘kài’ — literally means ‘eggs’↩

pronounced khuay^M — an extremely vulgar term↩

pronounced ‘nguang cháang’ — literally means ‘elephant trunk’↩

pronounced ‘jŏo’↩

pronounced jao^F nuu^R — a boy’s penis↩

pronounced naawng^H nuu^R — a boy’s penis↩

pronounced leung^M — means ‘lingam’, a stylized phallic symbol of the masculine cosmic principle and of the Hindu god Siva↩

pronounced huaa^R khuay^M — means ‘cockhead’, an extremely vulgar curse↩

pronounced ‘hăm’ — term used in Isan province, literally means ‘testicles’↩

pronounced ohng^M kha^H chaat^F — formal term for ‘penis’↩

pronounced ai^F juu^R — a boy’s penis↩

pronounced ai^F jiaao^H — a boy’s penis↩

pronounced ai^F nuu^R — a boy’s penis↩